Terrible Trenton the Pirate - the poem

 This is my free coloring pages blog.  The original unedited version of the following poem was posted on the Captain Trenton Pirate entry.  This is the revised and more complete version.  The picture is of Captain Terrible Trenton, the pirate. 

Captain Trenton Pirate with His Parrot

TERRIBLE TRENTON

Here we see Terrible Trenton 

A pillaging journey he went on

He’ll remove any gold tooth 

The victims are let loose

Then in a skiff, they are sent on

 

Captain Trenton steals gold teeth and ships

But he’s not cruel one little bit

He’s been in the Navy

The gold teeth are gravy

Pulling gold teeth - he’s really good at it

 

As pirates go Trenton’s rather kind

Before teeth-pulling victims get to dine

He medicates them with rum

So their mouth is all numb

But for their missing gold teeth, they will pine

 

 But at least they don’t have to   walk the plank

For that they really should    Trenton thank

They are still alive

Not in a fatal dive

Their gold teeth Captain Trenton   will bank

 

Captain Trenton thinks he’s so cool 

With his blue parrot, he named Azul

But if you have a tooth of gold

And don’t want it stolen & sold

Stay away from that big ocean pool